Tonja Steele: the comic book!
Have you ever wondered what your
favorite comic (no, we mean Tonja Steele) would be like if it
had a plot, comic-page layouts and snazzy covers? Keep wondering. But
to keep you occupied in the mean time, we offer the first three Tonja
Steele comics for you, the reader, to buy. So why are there five pictures? Read on!
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Tonja Steele:
Book one
This is the book that started it all. Completed in less than
four months, with a joke in every panel. Find out how Tonja and
Mindy met! Thrill to the exciting car chase! And um...then buy
book two. Why? Cuz it's that much cooler!!
Cover price: $1.50
Shipping: $4.00* (credit card
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Tonja Steele:
Book two
Picking up where book one left off, we find our heroes dodging
crockery, feeding ducks and getting their big ol' asses
kidnapped. And who is this Vanessa chick, anyway? Who?
What? With DARRON?!
Cover price: $2.95
Shipping: $4.00*
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Tonja Steele:
Book three
The thrilling conclusion to the paper-thin
plot! Can they rescue Julie? Does Julie ever stop talking? And
if it's all about Julie, why isn't the comic called "Julie
Harrison"? Cuz nobody'd buy it! Duh!
Cover price: $3.00
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Tonja Steele:
Strips collection is SOLD OUT! AIE!!
(second printing with special Riverdance
cover!)
Same ol' crap; new cover! Collecting the first three years of the
Tonja Steele print strips, this ultra-cool magazine-sized book
is pure, photocopied bliss. It's even got a few early gems that
weren't on the web! You want it.
Cover price: $3.00
Shipping: $4.00* (credit card
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Zema, Warrior Queen: Tonja
Steele book 4
Yeah, I know I said book 4 would be a
flashback detailing everybody's past, but things change.
Instead, you get the thrilling, action packed and incredibly
lame Zema saga! Darron naked! Liza almost naked and covered in
blood! It's all you read online, compiled into one easy to
digest book and printed in glorious black and white! And guess
what? There's even some cool stuff that never made it online: a
few blooper strips, some sketches and a gag I had to leave out
for time.
Cover price: $5.00
Shipping: $2.00 (since you probably already have the first four)
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Coleman Elementary: Book 1
Check it out! The wholesome
schoolteacher and her class from hell have their own book! I'm so
popular, there was a demand for a Tonja Steele spinoff! ...Okay, maybe
not. But I had enough school-specific material to warrant its own
book, and I'd like to take these characters in a slightly different
direction than Tonja Steele without having to worry about little
things like continuity. Get in on the ground floor! This book includes
the introduction of Justin's parents, which never ran online.
Something for everybody--especially if "everybody" is a
teacher.
Cover price: $5.00
Shipping: $2.00 (since you probably already have the others)
(credit card orders add 2bux)
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* We'd recommend buying all
five, of course, mostly
so you save on shipping. Even if you pay with a credit card.
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Buy all five books for $18.00 +
$5 shipping*! All credit card orders must add on an
additional two dollars. Why? Cuz Paypal now charges me
a fee for those using credit cards. Lucky you!
How do I pay? There are a few
ways. You can send cash (at your own risk), check or money order (money
orders are easiest) to Joey
Hetzel, or you can use PayPal
if you like (for that extra two dollar fee, of course). Please use US funds, because Joey has a small-town bank
whose tellers are even confused by the US gold dollar. They
probably think they're dinars.
Where do I send it? That's top
secret information, but if you email
Joey, she'll give you the lowdown. Also ask if you want a goofy
combination of books that wasn't covered here, and we'll figure out
shipping and stuff.
What's in it for me? You get BOOKS!
You laugh your BUTT off! From the looks of you, I think you could stand
to lose a few pounds in that area! See? You really need these books!
*How come there's a '*' after the
word "shipping*"? Because shipping costs vary depending on
which country we have to ship to. If you live outside the United States,
please email
Joey and ask how much shipping will REALLY cost.
Email
Joey with any questions, such as international shipping costs
and where to send payment. And yes, you will get the books when
you send money. I'm a model citizen, thank you very much.
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